How I Got the Name ‘Mamarazzi’

I follow them around. They’re never safe. But look, a perfect picture to show my family back in South Carolina just how tall Bradley is now! He’s almost as tall as his dad! Wow! Is it possible his 6′2″ dad is shrinking?
Bradley’s 12 too. Acts like 15 too. Sometimes he acts like he’s around 86 though. And then again sometimes he acts like he’s about 2. (Shh, don’t tell him I said that.)
Wow! I’m hoping my kids stay small. Not likely, though. Our daughter is almost 12 (acting like 15 sometimes — bleah). But she’s still my little girl. The boys are still kids, though, through and through.